Two weeks ago I started finding little wet spots on our carpet. I would get a towel to soak it up before I would get out the carpet cleaner to clean the carpet. At first I was thinking Zayden was spilling his cup...a simple drink spilled on the floor. One day I used a white towel and realized what the spots were.....pee, urine, piss...you name it that is what it was. I smelled it right away to blame a cat, I thought since we added a new cat to the mix one was upset with the other and they were acting out. Well when I took a breath I could tell right away it was not a cat. (If you have a cat you know cat pee, this was not that.) It could only be one other animal...the dog. I didn't yell at the dog, I wanted to catch him first.
Last week I sat down on the couch and the seat was soaked. I got a towel to realize it was pee. The DOG pee'ed on my couch. That was it, I text Andrew and I was livid....this dog is ruining things, no animal pee's on my furniture and gets away with it. I scrubbed the couch and did everything I could....I was so angry. I was so angry but something in the back of my head still questioned why the dog would do something like this...it just wasn't like him. There was no other animal in the house...the logical reason was the dog. Right?
THAT BRINGS ME TO THIS MORNING.
I am sitting on the couch talking to Zayden, who was standing next to the couch. He did this little "jig type dance" and I laughed asking him what he was doing. He gave me that cute innocent smile and all of the sudden I heard him going to the bathroom.....he is a boy...sometimes you can hear it hitting the diaper....until something told me to look. This little monkey boy did a jig to get his penis to stick out of the side of his diaper....and pee on the floor! THE LITTLE PEE'ER IS NOT THE DOG............IT IS THE OTHER ANIMAL IN THE HOUSE........THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not make this up. For 2 weeks I have been cussing out the dog in my head (which I gave 2 treats to because I felt guilty for even thinking it was him) and it was the baby. He has it down, he can get his penis out of his diaper without even using his hands! From now on....no free diapering it, he has to have pants on.
I never am brought to being speechless...until today....my son, Zayden made me speechless.
Is this my real life?